State of the Lynne update, situation yellow

[varadia]

I feel so disconnected today it isn't even funny.

Wtf, brain, wtf.

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[darthrami.livejournal.com]

*pairbonds*

[varadia]

*clings*

I feel like I'm waiting for the laugh track to start, or the sky to be pulled back, Rami!

Augh.

Unreality sucks.

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

It really really really does.

*curls up with*


I still have a present for you.

[varadia]

*snuggles*

If only I were Om, the great and terrible.

I would so trample people with hooves of hot iron.




I think it must be oddly restful, being a tortoise. When you are not learning to fly.

(This present is attaining near-mythical proportions. I feel like, forty years down the road, it will live on in folktales. Like this keychain I have to send to Ro. *facepalms* I suck)

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

It's not a keychain! It's bigger than that! (unless that's a really big keychain)



...we could play 20 questions.

[varadia]

. . .

Is it a breadbox?

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

YES!!!!



*cough*

I mean, no.

[varadia]

Does it contain paper?

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

*thinks*

Nope!



(ahahaha, also? you should fear.)

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

(NOT about the present)

[varadia]

(Looks doooooown at Ji's comment. That? Or . .. something else?)

Is it sparkly?

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

(that. *smiles sweetly*)


Nope! It IS colorful, though.

[varadia]

(I STILL say Raven should get to give Thom a fake pregnant belly. With a gecko surprise inside!)

Is it clothing?

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

(......I didn't know you said that to start with. I whole heartedly endorse this.)


nope!:D:D

[varadia]

(Ji said Thom would kill himself. I helpfully offered Ed!)

Is it something to hang on a wall?

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

(EVERYBODY WINS!!!)

Not at all.

[varadia]

(Except Ed. Because Alanna would kill him!)

Is it . . . . bric-a-brac typeish?

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

(D'oh. Poor Ed. We'll throw him a nice funeral.)


Nope.


...wow, this is harder than I anticipated. Um. It's something to use.

[varadia]

(He would not appreciate it. But there should be a showing of Jaws!)

Um.

I suck at guessing.

Uh. Is is anything to do with Art?

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

(ROCK. Man. I hate that movie. My grandparents -- both sets -- had a tendency to make me watch it AT THE BEACH. augh.)

Nope. Keep in mind when I got it for you, and therefore its possible intended purpose.

[varadia]

(I was attacked on the PLAYGROUND. GAH.)

I--um. Um.

Is it cookies?

*cannot remember timing. GAH*

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

(huh?)


Not something to eat, but it does smell good!

(timing = when all stressed out, worried about school)

[varadia]

(I watched Jaws. As a very small child. Other small child decided that pretending to be Jaws and making me climb up the swing set was fun!)

Um. Bath salt type things?

Darts to shoot the bossman with?

POISON darts to shoot the bossman with?

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

(...............MEAN.)


Yes! Very close!

Um. On the bath thing. Not on the darts.

[varadia]

(I KNOW)

Aw.

Ummmm soaps? In fun and entertaining shapes?