State of the Lynne update, situation yellow

[varadia]

I feel so disconnected today it isn't even funny.

Wtf, brain, wtf.

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[darthrami.livejournal.com]

(D'oh. Poor Ed. We'll throw him a nice funeral.)


Nope.


...wow, this is harder than I anticipated. Um. It's something to use.

[varadia]

(He would not appreciate it. But there should be a showing of Jaws!)

Um.

I suck at guessing.

Uh. Is is anything to do with Art?

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

(ROCK. Man. I hate that movie. My grandparents -- both sets -- had a tendency to make me watch it AT THE BEACH. augh.)

Nope. Keep in mind when I got it for you, and therefore its possible intended purpose.

[varadia]

(I was attacked on the PLAYGROUND. GAH.)

I--um. Um.

Is it cookies?

*cannot remember timing. GAH*

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

(huh?)


Not something to eat, but it does smell good!

(timing = when all stressed out, worried about school)

[varadia]

(I watched Jaws. As a very small child. Other small child decided that pretending to be Jaws and making me climb up the swing set was fun!)

Um. Bath salt type things?

Darts to shoot the bossman with?

POISON darts to shoot the bossman with?

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

(...............MEAN.)


Yes! Very close!

Um. On the bath thing. Not on the darts.

[varadia]

(I KNOW)

Aw.

Ummmm soaps? In fun and entertaining shapes?

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

(*hugs*)

Nah. You were closer before. SHOULD I TELL YOU.

[shall-go-free.livejournal.com]

YES PLZ.

I SUCK AT GUESSING.

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

I don't know if I can tell XAS your present. XD

[varadia]

Anything you say to Xas, it is like you are saying it to ME!

*is. um. the godfather. or something. Clearly*

SWEET! I have never used anything like that.

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

Me, either! I got one for myself as well, but haven't had a chance to use it. But everybody I know who HAS, loves it.

[varadia]

Spiffy!

I--don't even know if Pittsburgh HAS a Lush.

Is this stuff, like, available online?

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

Yup! Is why I asked if I should mail it to you or have it here. But that was before I found out there was a store in DC, so we went IN PERSON. OMG, smell overload.

http://usa.lush.com

It doesn't look like there's one in Pittsburgh. :(

[varadia]

*CRIES*

Pittsburgh sucks.

*HUGS*

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

Obviously, you have to come visit. So you can get your present. And we can take you to the store.

[varadia]

OBviously.

*eyes schedule*

Stupid-ass boss, having class onna Friday late afternoon.

Gah.

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

Bah! Stupid boss. *beats him up*

[varadia]

*rejoices! and plays symphonies inna background*