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Oh my god, Joss Whedon I hate you.

Why do I hate you?

Because you just wrote your last Astonishing X-men issue as if it were a Buffy Episode. With Kitty Pryde guest-starring as Buffy, Piotr making an appearance as Angel, and Agent Brand as Faith.

And there is a giant space bullet.

And Kitty SAVES THE WORLD by SACRIFICING HERSELF and BONDING WITH A SPACE BULLET.

FOREVER.

I am just going to say--that was lameass and anticlimactic.

Seriously.

Jesus wtf. Also why did all those superheroes suddenly appear? You know what? Don't answer that. *sigh*

And X-Force #4. God I knew I was going to hate it going into it, from the previews. I knew it.

And then X, Because Logan said she should die for Rahne (and people like Rahne) DOES NOT TRY TO STOP HER FROM TAKING WARREN APART, or anything, or stop her from leaving, she sheathes her claws AND JUST STANDS THERE as Rahne takes her apart, too.

And then when everyone else comes in they totally run to Warren and are like OH NO ELIXIR HEAL HIM.

And ignore Laura. Like. Not even a 'what happened?'

Genius, book. Genius FAIL. GET ON THE FAILBOAT. NOW.

Gah.

And I am spent.

*sigh*

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She's a werewolf-type feral from oh god I cannot remember is it Scotland or Ireland? And she's very Catholic, and she slept with a student, and with Rictor, and she's kind of self-righteous and annoying (at least lately. God.)

Which means she's totally innocent and sweet and hopeful, and the kind of person that needs protecting at all costs.

Wait.