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[varadia]

Scenes from Pho's living quarters

"It's really a pity Raven loves Moiraine. Otherwise he'd just kill her, and all our problems would be over."

Comments

[agonistes]

Of course Aspen loves me.

I can do no wrong!

Also, Aspen needs to see this.

[varadia]

I, of course now hate you.

Because there is a dead Aspen in my room, and man it's gonna start stinking in a few hours.

Curse you, Sweeney.

Curse you.

[agonistes]

Just feed her to Mr. Wu's pigs, and all will be well.

[varadia]

. . .

Are you secretly Gary Oldman in really over the top makeup?

*blinks*

*looks warily around for Hannibal Lecter*

[agonistes]

...no, I'm Al Swearengen. :D?

[varadia]

That's what they all say.

Even Aspen.

Especially when she's dead.