State of the Lynne update, situation yellow

[varadia]

I feel so disconnected today it isn't even funny.

Wtf, brain, wtf.

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[lunamystic]

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it.

[varadia]

The first rule of Fight Club is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.

[lunamystic]

My friends need to be punished. *glassy-eyed stare*

[varadia]

What're you gonna do, bleed on me?

[lunamystic]

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

[varadia]

Isn't it awfully good to have a penis?

[lunamystic]

*officially loses, as has fallen out of chair laughing*

No. I can't wear the shoes. They make me fall down.

[varadia]

I wear the cheese, the cheese does not wear me.

*VICTORY!!*