varadia: (The Lion)
born a wondersmith ([personal profile] varadia) wrote 2011-06-15 01:53 am (UTC)

This is why I love you. FYI.

01. Full name:
Aslan, son of the Emperor over the sea.

02. Best friend:
Jesus

03. Sexuality:
omnisexual, baby.

04. Favorite color:
Gold!

05. Relationship status:
Married to his work

06. Ideal mate:
Fandom says Peter Pevensie. I say: saving souls

07. Turn-ons:
People doing the right thing! For NARNIA.

08. Last sexual experience:
He has to admit, Jadis was pretty hott. Am I right?

09. Favorite food:
Sunshine and honey.

10. Crushes:
Lucy had a very special place in his heart. If he were a ten year old in school, he would have made her a valentine.

11. Favorite music:
Roaring hits of whatever decade!

12. Biggest fear:
Mice.

13. Biggest fantasy:
Sensual shaving with The White Witch.

14. Quirks in bed:
Aslan often forgets that he has claws.

15. Bad habits:
Appears as flickers in the corner of people's eyes, then judges them when they disbelieve the evidence of their own senses. His is an eternal game of 'got you last'. Also pretty girls do not go here.

16. Biggest regret:
Letting the donkey pretend to be him that one time. He thought it was funny! Oops.

17. Best kept secrets:
He'd rather be a tiger.

18. Last thought:
Well, that was a great relationship.

19. Worst sexual/romantic experience:
It wasn't Jadis' dagger he wanted to be stabbed by.

20. Biggest insecurity:
Does he look funny without all his hair? Tell him. He can take it.

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