Eddie Izzard quote: | "And we had this conversation and the words 'ejaculation' came into the conversation, and the world ‘premature’ as well. And I came back with, 'No, ejaculation *mature*, mature ejaculation – *Not* premature, post-mature - veteran ejaculation! Wise, learned man ejaculation. Mature man who does the washing up-type…' But she said, 'No!' She vetoed it! She was China in the United Nations Security Council. Uh, in th – the United Nations Security Council Of My Virginity." |